{"id":767,"date":"2019-09-21T16:06:31","date_gmt":"2019-09-21T10:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kapilgupta.in\/blog\/?p=767"},"modified":"2025-06-05T18:41:36","modified_gmt":"2025-06-05T13:11:36","slug":"10-epic-excuses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kapilgupta.in\/blog\/10-epic-excuses\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Epic Excuses"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>We all have been there, Monday morning blues and any night hangovers are the worst enemies of a company\u2019s HR. Usually, people work through it but sometimes you find these \u2018people\u2019 who love to make epic excuses to get out of coming to work. Interestingly, for some of the low-lives at OMLogic, we like coming to office when we are sick since this is the only place we get to relax!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>1. <strong><em>Pet me dard hai<\/em><\/strong> (I have a stomach ache)<br \/>Favourite Monday morning excuse, for all the weekend party ravers.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3419\" src=\"http:\/\/www.omlogic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/tummy-pain.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>2. <em><strong>Ghar me koi beemar hai<\/strong><\/em> (Someone fell ill at home) <br \/>The one excuse you can never say no to.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3398\" src=\"http:\/\/www.omlogic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>3. <strong><em>Papa ne subah subah property ka kaam bola<\/em><\/strong> (Dad gave me an urgent work in the morning)<br \/>Misusing your perception as a daddy\u2019s kid.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3399\" src=\"http:\/\/www.omlogic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/3.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>4. <strong><em>Home town me emergency hai<\/em><\/strong> (Have to visit hometown urgently) <br \/>The quick fix for saying \u2018Not coming to work and don&#8217;t disturb\u2019.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3400\" src=\"http:\/\/www.omlogic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/4.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>5. <strong><em>Mere yahaan barish ho rahi hai<\/em><\/strong> (It\u2019s raining at my place) <br \/>Now no one can actually blame nature or Delhi\u2019s infrastructure, or can they?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3401\" src=\"http:\/\/www.omlogic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/5.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>6. <strong><em>Kawars\/ muharram\/ganpati\/ nirankari\/ janmasthami\/ juloos ke chakkar me late hogaya<\/em><\/strong> (Got late due to stupid people) <br \/>Geeta can say whatever about doing Karma!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3402\" src=\"http:\/\/www.omlogic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/6.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>7. <strong><em>Aaj period ka first day hai<\/em><\/strong> (I have cramps) <br \/>There is an official bill pending in parliament for this. How can we??<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3403\" src=\"http:\/\/www.omlogic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/7.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>8. <strong><em>Sar me dard hai<\/em><\/strong> (I have a headache)<br \/>For those who\u2019ve never experienced headache, keep wondering.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3404\" src=\"http:\/\/www.omlogic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/8.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>9. <em><strong>Body\/mind thak gaya hai<\/strong><\/em> (My body and mind are exhausted) <br \/>You need a Goan rejuvenation?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3405\" src=\"http:\/\/www.omlogic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/9.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>10. <strong><em>Hangover hai &#8211; kal office mein&#8230; <\/em><\/strong><br \/>We party so much that it\u2019s difficult to resist.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3406\" src=\"http:\/\/www.omlogic.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all have been there, Monday morning blues and any night hangovers are the worst enemies of a company\u2019s HR. 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