Sunita Williams Is Back! But Why Is Everyone Losing It? Alright, folks! Sunita Williams has finally returned to Earth after spending nine months in space, and suddenly, the world has turned it into some sort of cosmic soap opera. News channels, Twitter (or X, whatever), and every self-proclaimed ‘space expert’ are hyping this up as […]
Ah, Air India—our national embarrassment that just won’t retire gracefully. The aviation equivalent of a power cut during a wedding. This time? A Chicago-Delhi flight turned back mid-air because the toilets got clogged. Yes, you read that right. Not an engine failure, not a terrorist threat—just a lavatory rebelling against its destiny. Now, let’s be […]
Ah, the stock market—the grandest stage of financial theatre. One day, it’s the beacon of boundless prosperity; the next, it’s free-falling like a lead balloon, dragging every overleveraged investor down with it. And today? It’s a full-blown bloodbath. Trump’s Tariff Tantrum: The Chaos Continues Let’s start with the obvious culprit—Trump’s grand return to economic pyromania. […]
This morning, at 5:36 AM, Delhi shook—again. A 4.0 magnitude earthquake, epicenter near Dhaula Kuan. A gentle reminder from nature, or a warning shot before the big one? We keep brushing off these tremors as just another “mild earthquake,” but here’s the truth—Delhi is sitting on a ticking seismic time bomb, and we’re acting like […]
Let’s cut to the chase—in India, folks often don’t get offended for themselves; they get offended on behalf of others. It’s the classic “Log kya kahenge?” syndrome—because, obviously, social validation is our national pastime. This time, the moral brigade has their pitchforks out for Ranveer Allahbadia, Samay Raina, and Rebel Kid. Their crime? Cracking a […]
HearMeToo: When Men Cry for Help, Are We Listening? In the last two weeks, two men in India have ended their lives. Both left behind suicide notes and videos, sharing the torment they faced at the hands of their wives and in-laws. These are not isolated stories. They’re screams into the void. And yet, we […]
Success Is Retrospective: The World Only Praises Winners Ah, success—the ultimate social currency. Everyone loves a winner, don’t they? But here’s the catch: success is nothing more than a retrospective story people tell themselves about your efforts. Fail a couple of times? You’re a quitter. Fail more? You’re emotionally fragile. Fail endlessly, and people start […]
Young People Are Dropping Like Flies—And No, It’s Not Just Bad Luck! It’s 2024, and it seems like young people are checking out a lot earlier than expected. No, it’s not just because of bad karma or the universe’s way of keeping us on our toes—it’s because we’ve seriously underestimated the toll stress is taking […]
Australia Says No to Under-16s on Social Media: A Bold Step Towards Mental Wellness Australia just dropped a bombshell — social media is now off-limits for anyone under 16. A law like this? Unheard of. Groundbreaking. Tech companies now have to actually secure their platforms, or risk coughing up a hefty AU$50 million fine. Let’s […]
India, Let’s Hang Up on IVR Calls Already! Ah, the dreaded IVR calls! They’re like that annoying cousin who always shows up uninvited. Cyber frauds, pointless promos, and endless distractions—IVR calls are stealing our time, peace, and sometimes even our money. Isn’t it time we said goodbye? IVR: The Unofficial Anthem of Annoyance “Press 1 […]