May 8, 2025

Test Retires, TRPs Hired: Rohit Sharma, IPL & The Great Indian Cricket Circus

By Kapil Gupta So Rohit Sharma has retired from Test cricket. And no, this isn’t about respect. It’s about timing. Perfectly timed. Almost… IPL-scripted. Let’s cut the crap. Rohit’s test form was flatter than a soda left open in May. Nine matches. Avg: 10.93. Forget Virat vs Babar debates — this was Rohit vs Rohit. […]

May 7, 2025

Don’t Let a Terrorist’s Religion Define Our Response

— A Follow-up to “Pahalgam: When Tourism Turned to Terror” By Kapil Gupta Let’s not sugarcoat it. The Pahalgam attack was 100% Hindu-Muslim. Not because I said it. Not because Twitter said it. Because the terrorists made it that way. They checked for religion before pulling the trigger. ID dekha, naam padha, goli maari. That’s […]

May 6, 2025

Instagram’s Teen Accounts? A Joke in Disguise.

Instagram launched “Teen Accounts” late last year. Big news? Nah. It’s just lipstick on a digital demon. But now they are being promoted incessantly, especially in India Teen Minds, Real Damage Let’s get this straight. This ain’t about safety. It’s about optics. A 14-year-old in a tier-3 town watches a 17-year-old in LA flaunt Ferraris, […]

May 5, 2025

Bhakti, Bodies & The Death Hierarchy: When a Soldier’s Vacation Becomes a Nation’s Grief Poster

Last week’s Pahalgam terror attack triggered a thought. I know many will dislike it. But when has that ever stopped me? Twenty-six Indians lost their lives. Tourists. Kids. Bus drivers. Young women. Old parents. Killed. In cold blood. But the media, the public, and the frenzy that is our national mood — picked one man. […]

May 2, 2025

Century at 14? Calm Down India — We’ve Seen This Movie Before

Vaibhav Suryavanshi just slapped a 35-ball century in the IPL. He’s 14. Fourteen. Most kids his age are still figuring out how not to spill coffee on their class presentations. But here’s India — already naming streets, printing T-shirts, and probably trying to get his horoscope matched with the next World Cup trophy. Because nothing […]

May 1, 2025

Meta’s Earnings & The AI Invasion: Resistance is Futile, Prompt Better

So Meta just dropped its quarterly earnings. Numbers? Through the roof. Narrative? The same applies to steroids: AI is eating the world, and Meta is the delivery guy. From Threads to Reels to WhatsApp to Instagram, Zuckerberg’s empire is clear about one thing: This isn’t about social media anymore. It’s about turning every scroll, tap, and […]

April 29, 2025

Canada Just Pulled a Fast One. And the Whole World Felt It

What do you get when you mix a former Prime Minister on the ropes, a smug Conservative already measuring the curtains at 24 Sussex, and Trump yelling at maple trees from across the border? You get Canada’s 2025 election — aka the Great Liberal Heist of the Century. Just six months ago, this thing was […]

April 25, 2025

Campa Cola 2.0: When Jio Puts Bubbles in the Beverage War

Once upon a time, in the glorious land of Doordarshan and Gold Spot… There stood a proud desi fizz: Campa Cola. Born in the 1970s after Coca-Cola was shown the exit door from India, Campa Cola became the sip of every street, the crush of every kid, and the pride of every paanwaala. And then? […]

April 25, 2025

Pope 2.0: Should the Next One Be Black, Brown… or Baljinder?

So, the Catholic Church is about to enter conclave-mode again — incense, secrets, crimson robes, and cardinals whispering Latin in candlelight. But here’s the real question no one wants to say out loud: Where should the next Pope be from? And while we’re at it… Should he be white? Should he be male? Should he […]

April 24, 2025

The Wrath Has Just Begun: This Isn’t About Pakistanis. It’s About the Clowns They Elected

Yesterday, we said it was a turning point. Today, we show you the turn has already begun. Welcome to the new playbook. Because let’s get one thing straight: This isn’t about punishing Pakistanis. It’s about bringing the idiots they chose to the negotiation table — whether they crawl, cry, or crack. Terrorism isn’t a one-man […]

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