April 14, 2025

India’s Golden Hour: Turning Tariffs into Triumph

The Global Trade Chessboard Has Shifted In a dramatic turn of events, the United States has imposed steep tariffs on Chinese imports, with rates soaring up to 125% citeturn0news34. This aggressive move aims to recalibrate trade balances but has also sent shockwaves through global supply chains. As U.S. companies scramble to mitigate rising costs and […]

April 9, 2025

The American Dream Is Dead. Time to Wake Up

Let’s stop lying to ourselves. The US is no longer the land of opportunity. It’s the land of uncertainty, fear, and silent deportations. Minor Mistakes. Major Consequences. Traffic violation? Missed paperwork? Boom. Visa cancelled. Deportation notice issued. This isn’t a dystopian movie. This is America 2025. Indian students — some of the brightest minds — […]

April 3, 2025

Trump’s ‘Liberation Day’ Tariffs: Making Trade Wars Great Again!

Well, folks, he’s done it again. Former President Donald Trump has declared April 2 as “Liberation Day,” unveiling a range of tariffs that promise to “liberate” the United States from affordable imports and harmonious international relations. Because who needs friends when you can have trade wars, right? The Grand Tariff Buffet ️ In a gesture […]

April 2, 2025

BluSmart, Gensol & The Great Indian Startup Circus Or… How Valuations Became More Important Than Value

Welcome to India’s startup scene! Where founders dream, VCs drool, and valuations skyrocket faster than logic can keep up. Enter BluSmart—India’s all-electric cab service, hailed as the next big thing in sustainable mobility. But wait… what’s this? A scandal? Oh yes. And it’s juicy. The BluSmart-Gensol Saga: A Masterclass in Startup Shenanigans BluSmart was supposed […]

March 29, 2025

Elon Musk Just Sold X to Himself. AI Said, “Cool, Carry On.”

So, Elon Musk just did what only Elon Musk can do—sell something to himself. Yep, X (Twitter) is now owned by xAI. Which is also owned by… you guessed it… Elon. If this were a heist movie, it’d be called Ocean’s One. AI Is Now Your New Best Friend (Whether You Like It or Not) […]

March 26, 2025

US Intel Agents on Signal: Oops or Operation?

So, US national security and intelligence honchos are discussing Yemen. On Signal. And a journalist accidentally lands in their chat. Yeah, totally normal. Nothing to see here. Sloppy, Not Criminal. But Wow. Look, we’re not saying this was treason. No one’s getting dragged into a courtroom over this. But come on—this is national security 101. […]

March 24, 2025

India: No Country for Jokes

A stand-up comedy club in Mumbai gets vandalized because Kunal Kamra cracked jokes about Eknath Shinde. Jokes. But since India’s new national pastime is getting offended, some enlightened individuals decided to pick up bricks instead of punchlines. And this isn’t just about Shiv Sena. Not about Eknath Shinde. This is India, 2024, where free speech […]

March 24, 2025

Indian Judiciary: The Last Bastion or The Biggest Scam?

Ah, the Indian judiciary—our one last hope in this corrupt circus. The only institution people still trust. Turns out, maybe we shouldn’t. Because guess what? Judges, too, have price tags. And sometimes, those tags come in neatly stacked crore-rupee bundles hidden inside their own homes. When Justice Smells Like Burnt Cash Picture this: A fire […]

March 19, 2025

Sunita Williams Is Back! But Why Is Everyone Losing It?

Sunita Williams Is Back! But Why Is Everyone Losing It? Alright, folks! Sunita Williams has finally returned to Earth after spending nine months in space, and suddenly, the world has turned it into some sort of cosmic soap opera. News channels, Twitter (or X, whatever), and every self-proclaimed ‘space expert’ are hyping this up as […]

March 12, 2025

Air India’s Toilet Troubles: A Nation’s Entitlement, Mid-Air ✈️

Ah, Air India—our national embarrassment that just won’t retire gracefully. The aviation equivalent of a power cut during a wedding. This time? A Chicago-Delhi flight turned back mid-air because the toilets got clogged. Yes, you read that right. Not an engine failure, not a terrorist threat—just a lavatory rebelling against its destiny. Now, let’s be […]

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